Rikki Finds New Sponsor

News from the kennels.........there are rumours around that a local drinks combo is itching to get our name, Dot Promotional Clothing, allied to their brand. At this time of year, everything is fermenting....... some would say my t-shirt is too!

Here I am pictured sampling some young cider. Can't have too much as I'm constantly on guard against a feline take over. Not obsessed yet, but getting there. If anyone can help with a name for the new collaboration, please let me know. Forerunners so far are 'Fighting Dog', 'Cats Amnesia' and 'Party 4 Paws'.

Ciao Dotters

Rikki is really on holiday!

I have taken the chance to come out to the island without cats. I have not seen one for a week. Too hot, too sandy, too doggy. I'm not sure what the problem is. As you can see, I am checkin' the last of the rays in Rose's LOVE specs and feelin' a little woozy on some local Bonios Fermentos. Life without Dotty for a week has been heaven, although I have seen a few ideas for a new range of t-shirts (more later).

Boris and Humphers wanted to tag along, but they are held at customs with a ridiculous amount of doggy contraband. Neither of them like foreign food and they were held up, red pawed, with muchos Winalotos.

Back to Dotty next week to make sure that all the t-shirts are completed for the 'No Hype' project. I am looking for funding for my 'No Moggy' programme....any help welcome.

Rikki & Serge Go Commando!

Kitted out in our company hi-wicking t- shirts and Regatta waterproofs, we (the daring duo) slither through the undergrowth. Guess what we are up to? Is it moggie baiting? (comme d'habitude), slug collecting? or a bit of wild boar stalking?

No, me and my side-kick are looking for fruits of the season. Brambling is the mission! Buckets of them have been collected. My paws have had more pricks than an embroidery machine. Serge has the only pair of Dot Promotional Clothing gardening gloves and he torments me when I yelp after being barbed again!

After the weekend, I am set to cover the West Coast of France looking for new customers for my promotional clothing range. Sending lots of love to all my fans and another stark warning to my foe. I am filling my kennel with produce, all to be sold to add to my cat fighting war chest.

See you soon Pupsters!

Rikki is back in the room!

Hi there Dotters! Been away for a while since I was collared for that Madame Schadenfreuder incident......back now, and how! I have moved kennel to Central France with my pup, Serge, and I am training him in the mystic arts of t-shirt design and printing. Check out my photo to see one I printed earlier... Second on his educational list is the protection of Birdies. There is no better place than La Creuse for his final training. Here we regularly see Redstarts, Buzzards, Woodpeckers, Shrikes, Jays etc, and occasionally Golden Orioles, Kites and Black Woodpeckers. We even heard of a Hoopoe in our area recently! Serge is not quite tough enough yet to take on my old foe Alfie, but we are working out daily, building strength and guile with the lost martial art of Pen Carre, and British Bulldog. I have him on a strict diet of Bonio Light and Eau de Vie. Not long now you big miaow...

Welcome Serge

Rumours abound that I have a love-child with Madame Shardenfreuder. I've been in hiding in my kennel, waiting for the results of the D.O.G test. The results are back, and it has been confirmed that the small orange pupster is indeed of Rikki-Stock. He goes my the name of Serge. Rose has adopted him, as Madame Sharden legged it and left me in the lurch.

It wasn't me

Anyone know this creature? She reckons I 'spent time' with her in Paris last year but I'm not sure (I had too much fermented Winalot juice). She says her name is Madame Shardenfreuder and that there is a knitted pup on the way. Can you help?

Don't forget Dotters, don't have nightmares. This is an iscolated case.

Just Check In

Spotted Alfie marking his territory on the surviellance cameras at 42 Vernon Avenue, Back Yard Sector.

Check completed.

All in working order.