Rikki is back in the room!

Hi there Dotters! Been away for a while since I was collared for that Madame Schadenfreuder incident......back now, and how! I have moved kennel to Central France with my pup, Serge, and I am training him in the mystic arts of t-shirt design and printing. Check out my photo to see one I printed earlier... Second on his educational list is the protection of Birdies. There is no better place than La Creuse for his final training. Here we regularly see Redstarts, Buzzards, Woodpeckers, Shrikes, Jays etc, and occasionally Golden Orioles, Kites and Black Woodpeckers. We even heard of a Hoopoe in our area recently! Serge is not quite tough enough yet to take on my old foe Alfie, but we are working out daily, building strength and guile with the lost martial art of Pen Carre, and British Bulldog. I have him on a strict diet of Bonio Light and Eau de Vie. Not long now you big miaow...

Welcome Serge

Rumours abound that I have a love-child with Madame Shardenfreuder. I've been in hiding in my kennel, waiting for the results of the D.O.G test. The results are back, and it has been confirmed that the small orange pupster is indeed of Rikki-Stock. He goes my the name of Serge. Rose has adopted him, as Madame Sharden legged it and left me in the lurch.

It wasn't me

Anyone know this creature? She reckons I 'spent time' with her in Paris last year but I'm not sure (I had too much fermented Winalot juice). She says her name is Madame Shardenfreuder and that there is a knitted pup on the way. Can you help?

Don't forget Dotters, don't have nightmares. This is an iscolated case.

Just Check In

Spotted Alfie marking his territory on the surviellance cameras at 42 Vernon Avenue, Back Yard Sector.

Check completed.

All in working order.

Top Dog

No sign of Alfie or the cat chorus! Rumour is rife that Alfie was in front of the fire eating - not able to move. After waiting the mandatory 5 minutes at 42 Vernon Avenue, Back Yard Sector, the bout was awarded to me by a walkie over and I am still the chump!

The Big Match

Forget the X Factor. Forget Strictly Come Twizel.
The big match up this Christmas is Alfie V The Trickster (AKA Rikki Boom), 25th December @ 42 Vernon Avenue, Back Yard Sector, for a no holds barred match up to the finish.

Watch this space for the result.

The miaowing has ceased, it's now Brains Versus Brawn, it's cossack hat for you Alfie.....

Rikki Saves The Robins

I gotcha! Those pesky moggies. Spotted Fat Alfie here prowling for robins again. Caught on camera from Old Ma Hewitts bedroom window. A few pebbles were thrown and I soon cleared him off. Victory is mine, WOOF!